Persistant Pervert 
2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance
I attend a small private college that has no residence. Thus the students attending have to rent apartments and rooms near it, or if they live close enough commute from home. I being one of those people forced to get a room stumbled upon a basement apartment in the suburb very close to the college. As luck would have it another student from the college had the other room there. Lets call him Tom. Being an electronics college the male female ratio was 13:1 men to women, comparable to being at sea.
Incredibly one of the hottest girls attending the college lived across the street from us. Since the three of us used the same bus to get to the college we usually talked, with Tom being very shy and contributing little to the conversation.
Fast forward 2 months:
Tom wakes me up at 2:00am and is really frantic, he says that he can't urinate. Being half asleep I tell him to drink something. He (more frantic) tells me that he's got a problem with his Privates, and asks me to take a look, being totally freaked out and slightly homophobic i refuse but he insists that it's an emergency. What he shows me is horrible (on a few levels). It's swollen to porn star width but is a disgusting greyish color and looks very infected with an apparent puncture in the side of the scrotum. I freak out and tell him that we're going to the ER. He is admitted and I go home.
Wondering what the heck was going on it start to investigate his room and find his Sony Camcorder, I hook it up to my VCR and start to see what is on the tape. 2 minutes of the inside of his room, 5 minutes of some Letterman skit on TV, and then the screen goes black and greenish-grey (night vision). The camera seems to be in a tree, and is looking in a window. The window is the room of the hot chick across the street. For 3 minutes it's just her sitting in the dark, typing on her computer, she gets up takes off her jeans and slips into bed. The camera watches her for about ten minutes then turns off. The Camera turns on again and the same thing happens, her typing for a while, changing (with partial nudity), and going to bed. The third time the same happens, but when she goes to bed the camera suddenly spins around, a person grunts, and the screen spins for a second and the camera hits the ground. In the background a snap is heard, a whispered curse and the camera is picked up and a view of it pointing at the ground going over the lawn, a sidewalk, the stree, another sidewalk and down a driveway, through the garage door, down the stairs and in Tom's room. The picture is upside-down showing the end of Tom's desk but there is cursing and movement audible. After a minute, the camera is turned off.
What I figured out is that on the third Peeping "Tom" trip he lost his balance, dropped the camera, and got poked by a branch in his scrotum while falling from the tree. Being very embarrassed he waited until he was unable to go to the bathroom before he told anyone.
Not mentioning anything about seeing his tape i asked him if he was ok. He replied that his pneumatics still worked but that the infection required surgery, that resulted in a Vasectomy.
I'm happy to say that another pervert's Genes will not be passed on to the rest of the human race.
Submitted on 06/26/2002
Submitted by:
Paul Quattro
Reference:
May 2002, Witnessed
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