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Death jump from ferry

2003 Reader Submission
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A 22-year-old Finish man bet with his buddies he'd dare to jump into the water of a ferry.

Around the 20 of June the 22-year-old took the ferry "Romantika" from Helsinki Finland to Estonia with his friends. When the ferry was at the docks in the Estonian capital Tallin, they started a bet and eventually the man went up to the 9:th floor of the ship and jumped into the water 23! meters (75 feet) below.

Authoroties claim the impact force when he hit the water killed the 22-year-old man instantly.

http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/nyheter/story/0,2789,179101,00.html

Submitted on 06/26/2002

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Ilta-Sanomat 26/6-02

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John said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention


Sheryl said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Darn! Can't translate Finnish - but this looks like pre-planned stupidity.


Teela said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat


Glen said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
more info and another reference


Larry said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Stupid enough? Perhaps.


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