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Wayne County Man Found Dead, B

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Here is the link to this story... http://www.wral.com/news/1530313/detail.html

Wayne County Man Found Dead, Bound To Stop Sign Authorities Believe It May Have Been Practical Joke Kamal Wallace, Staff Writer

POSTED: 5:20 p.m. EDT June 25, 2002 UPDATED: 6:55 p.m. EDT June 25, 2002

GOLDSBORO, N.C. -- Authorities are trying to figure out why a man was found dead wrapped in clear plastic and bound to a stop sign in Wayne County.

Authorities are looking for answers in the death of a Wayne County man who was found naked and bound to a stop sign.

Authorities say Tony Wayne Smith, 39, was found naked Sunday morning by a passer-by at the corner of N.C. Highway 111 and Mince Hill Road outside Goldsboro. Authorities said they do not suspect his death was the result of foul play.

"There were no signs of violent death. He was not shot, stabbed, beat or strangled," said Lt. George Raecher of the Wayne County Sheriff's Office.

Raecher said Smith was originally from Gates County and had only been in Goldsboro for a month, staying with family and friends.

Wayne County Sheriff's Capt. Jerry Best said Smith was at a party either late Saturday night or early Sunday. Best says there is a possibility that Smith was bound and placed against the stop sign as the result of a practical joke at the party he was attending.

Authorities believe Smith may have already been passed out from drinking too much when he was tied to the sign. Authorities are trying to figure out whether Smith died before or after he was placed on the sign. An autopsy is expected to be released later this week.

So far, no arrests have been made in the case.

Reporter: Shani Blount Photographer: Michael Joyner OnLine Producer: Kamal Wallace

Copyright 2002 by WRAL.com. The Associated Press contributed to this report. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed

Submitted on 06/26/2002

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: WRAL TV website - 06-25-02

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Glen said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
yeap the idiot died the qualifies but we need to know the autopsy was he dead before tying to the sign if so then i dont think it qualifys but its a hell of a funny read glen :)


Larry said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Hard to say how this will end up. If he actually participated in this prank, he might qualify for a DA. I guess we'll have to await more information.


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