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Chomp! Model bites rapist

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http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0201/020115chomp.html

Chomp! Model's revenge leaves rapist reeling

By Ryann Connell Staff Writer

Jan. 15, 2002

aintaining a superb figure has required model Yoshimi Kato to refrain from partaking in tasty tidbits. But the 24-year-old is probably delighted that a huge chomp on a piece of meat recently saved her skin, if Asahi Geino (1/24) is anything to go by.

Though based in Sapporo, Kato visited Tokyo last August for a job. Upon finishing work late at night, she was walking along a dark road toward the home of a friend where she was supposed to stay when a suspicious-looking man drove up in a van.

Considering the time, the man apparently believed Kato was a sex worker and proceeded to chat her up. Having put in a hard day in front of the cameras, Kato wanted nothing of the slimy creature's advances and told him to "go home" in words no quite so polite.

Incensed, the man jumped out his vehicle and powered a mighty punch into Kato's stomach, causing her to buckle over in pain. He pushed her to the ground, jumped on top of her and unleashed a series of about 10 vicious blows to her belly.

He then dragged Kato along the ground for some 50 meters, the scrapes along the asphalt turning the model into a bloody mess. He started to undress, but when Kato resisted, he merely unzipped his jeans and flopped out the contents of his undies.

"Eat it. If you do it properly, I won't hit you again," the fiend said to Kato.

Where most would have been terrified in such a situation, Asahi Geino notes, the thugs threat's were all Kato needed to come up with a plan.

"Most women would have been scared stiff in the situation I'd found myself, but all that I could think about was getting this guy back," Kato says.

Without struggling, she engulfed the entire wiener into her mouth and held it there as it began to harden in its transformation to a weapon threatening her existence. It was at that instant she turned the tables.

Where most would have been terrified in such a situation, Asahi Geino notes, the thugs threat's were all Kato needed to come up with a plan.

"Most women would have been scared stiff in the situation I'd found myself, but all that I could think about was getting this guy back," Kato says.

Without struggling, she engulfed the entire wiener into her mouth and held it there as it began to harden in its transformation to a weapon threatening her existence. It was at that instant she turned the tables.

"Chomp!" was the sound as Kato bit down as hard as she could, grinding her molars into the mouthful of meat she says had a texture "a bit like chicken gizzards."

Blood spurted from Kato's mouth as her evil assailant reflexively tried to push her away only to find the model refused to release her hold.

"I told myself that I wanted to take at least two or three huge bites into it," she says.

Though unable to bite through to the end, the beast was left with a large chunk of his most precious part merely dangling like a turkey's giblet. He ran off and the young model was saved.

Kato immediately reported the vile attack to the police, who learned in a couple of days that her attacker had booked into a Saitama Prefecture hospital.

"Apparently it was an emergency case and if he didn't have surgery quickly he'd never be able to use the thing again," Kato says. "Police kept a watch on the hospital on the day he was supposed to turn up for the operation, but he didn't show."

In an instance that proves crime does not pay, the man remains on the loose, possibly a word that also best describes the attachment his member has to him. And Kato remains unblemished by the ordeal, saying that despite the awful experience, it still hasn't managed to turn her off chicken gizzards.

Submitted on 06/09/2002

Submitted by: Leon Torres
Reference: ainichi Daily News 1/15/2002

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Kenneth said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Tastes just like chicken?


Larry said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I like it!


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