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At my old primery school there was a wire suspended by two trees about 5 or 6 meters in the air, we didnt know what it did or why it was there, it was not too thick but then again not thin either, anyway....
One day during recess apon a dare [My first mistake], I decided to scale one of those trees and cross hand over hand the length of the wire.
At the top of the tree I tested the wire for strength by tugging on it a few times [my second mistake] when it didnt fall down i began my journey across the wire.
About three hand lengths out the wire gave out and I fell down with the wire onto a pointed Wire fence waitng below [Designed to keep kids out of the foristed areas] whereapon I landed fence between my legs, Dispite the emence pain I was able to dismount and run around holding my crotch crying [hey I was 8 or 9 at the time].
Anyways the experiance left me sterile and unable to breed so i geuss that a darwin maby. Submitted on 06/01/2002
Submitted by:
Simon Grady
Reference:
May 13, 1992
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