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argaret Peter

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The Crucifixion Of Margaret Peter

(Taken from "World Famous Cults and Fanatics" by Colin and Damon Wilson. Copyright Robinson Publishing 19921)

In the week after Easter, 1823, a horrible ceremony took place in a house in Wildisbuch, on the German-Swiss border. A twenty-nine year old woman named argaret Peter, who was regarded as a holy woman by her disciples, announced that she had decided that she had to be crucified if Satan was to be defeated. Her sister Elizabeth immediately begged to be allowed to take her place. To show her sincerity, she picked up a mallet and struck herself on the head with it. Margaret then shouted, "It has been revealed to me that Elizabeth shall sacrifice herself!!" and she hit her sister on the head with the hammer. Then the remaining ten people in the room - including argaret's other brothers and sisters - proceeded to beat Elizabeth with crowbars, hammers and wedges. "Don't worry", Margaret shouted, "I will raise her from the dead!!" One tremendous blow finally shattered Elizabeth's skull.

"Now I must die!!" Margaret told them. "You must crucify me!" Following her sister's example, she picked up a hammer and hit herself on the head, then ordered the others to make a cross out of loose floorboards. When it was ready, she sent her sister Susanna downstairs to fetch nails. When Susanna returned, Margaret was lying on the floor on the cross. "Nail me to it!!", she ordered. "Don't be afraid. I will rise in three days." Two followers obediently nailed her elbows to the cross. The sight of the blood made them hesitate and one was sick. Margaret encouraged them, saying "I feel no pain! Go on! Drive a nail through my heart!!" They drove nails through both her breasts and a girl called Ursula tried to drive a knife through her heart, but it bent on one of her ribs. Her brother Conrad, unable to stand the sight any longer, picked up a hammer and smashed in her skull.

The ten remaining disciples then went to eat their midday meal. They were exhausted but had no doubt that Margaret and Elizabeth would be among them again in three days time. The deaths had taken place on Saturday, that meant Margaret and Elizabeth were due to arise on Tuesday....

...but as the disciples sat around the battered corpses on Tuesday morning, no sign of life answered their prayers. Meanwhile, the local pastor, who had heard about the "sacrifice" from another disciple, called in the police. He had known about the deaths for two days, bet felt he had to give Margaret time to make good her promise. The disciples were arrested and taken to prison. They were tried in Zurich that December and were all sentenced to varying prison terms.

Submitted on 05/31/2002

Submitted by: Clayton Forno
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Charles said:
Maybe Toss: Bystanders Hurt
Religious fervor can cause a lot of strange things... I don't like the fact that the sister was killed also.


Matthew said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Despite the religious aspect, which provides an explanation of the stupidity, this one is pretty good.


Mitch said:
Neutral: Other
I'm speechless.


Gregory said:
Maybe Toss: Other
obviously a historical Darwin candidate. Mental stability is in question and impossible to verify.


Sheryl said:
Neutral: Not Amusing
Not of sound mind....


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