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Self compacting

2003 Reader Submission
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NORFOLK, Neb. (AP) - A man who had his head in a portable trash compactor died Thursday when he accidentally started the machine, authorities said.

Henry Aase, 66, apparently was checking the compactor when he turned it on by mistake, the Nebraska State Patrol said.

Aase was collecting trash in a trailer court he owned and pulling the mobile compactor behind a tractor before the 9 a.m. CDT accident, the patrol said.

Submitted on 05/31/2002

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Omaha World Herald 05/31/2002

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Crushing Headache

2003 Reader Submission
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I heard this story on the radio and a quick internet search revealed the following:

Published Friday ay 31, 2002

Trash compactor crushes Norfolk man, 66

NORFOLK, Neb. (AP) - A man who had his head in a portable trash compactor died Thursday when he accidentally started the machine, authorities said.

Henry Aase, 66, apparently was checking the compactor when he turned it on by mistake, the Nebraska State Patrol said.

Aase was collecting trash in a trailer court he owned and pulling the mobile compactor behind a tractor before the 9 a.m. CDT accident, the patrol said.

This story was found at the following site:

http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_np=0&u_pg=36&u_sid=408201

This sounds like a DA winner to me. He's dead from a wantonly stupid accident of his own making. How smart can you be if you're stuffing your head into a running garbage compactor?

Submitted on 05/31/2002

Submitted by: shleleth
Reference: Omaha World Herald May 31 2002

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Sheryl said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Oooh, that's awful.


Mark said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Pretty stupid putting your head in a trash compactor that's not disconnected ... but, at 66, he's reproduced, right?


Eric said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award


Tracy said:
Neutral: Too Common
Needs further info to be funny!


Okie said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
He was going about his usual business I presume and wasn't doing anything stupid.


Eric said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
It is defintiely a candidate, but another reader submitted this story verbatim.


Tracy said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat


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