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Birthday Fishing Rod

2003 Reader Submission
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I was a 1st year SHO in surgery, when on a Saturday afternoon a strange case presented itself to my attention.

A young man, who was an avid fishing amateur, had just celebrated his birthday. His parents had gotten him exactly what he'd been dreaming of for so long: a huge fishing rod with a lenght of fishing line that would make a professional sportsfisherman drool, and book his next trip to some secluded ocean fishing spot.

Lacking a real ocean in Belgium, and living quite far from the sea, he hiked out to his usual fishing haunt, a local lake. He hurled out his line, then was hurled head over heels as the line snagged in the power cords high over his head. He had never noticed them before, as his former fishing rod was more appropriate to lake and river fishing, staying way below the dangerous cables.

He received severe grade 2 & 3 burns on the hands, and his great toe, which had apparently been the exit point of the current, had to be amputated later on. He had a serious arryhthmia afterwards, from which he did recover.

Becoming an appropriate Honourable Mention, he promised never to go fishing without checking overhead again.

Submitted on 05/27/2002

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Personal Account

Copyright © 2002 DarwinAwards.com

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Glen said:
Neutral: Personal Account
not sure about the conductivity of fishing line but a funny story none the less


Gregory said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
? maturity. More accident than stupidity, although carelessness was obviously involved. I'm surprised fishing line would conduct electricity that well.


Jorge said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Thanks for the gift dad!


Sheryl said:
Maybe Toss: Other
Certainly different!


Tracy said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
I've heard of a lot of fishing injuries


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