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Door 1, Passenger 0

2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

A Chinese National was boarding the plane when an announcement was made that a cellphone was found. When he realised it's his, he went back to retrieve the phone by going by Door 2 of the aerobridge.

On the way back, our nominee decided to return by Door 2. Door 2 was chained up and there is a sign telling the passengers to return by Door 1. When the passenger reached that chain, it did not stop him.

The chain, which was about 1 metre off the ground, was blocking the passageway he had used earlier.

To his left was an unobstructed passageway leading to Door 1.

But he chose to go through the passageway with the chain across it.

And so worried was he about missing his flight that he started running down the remaining 20m towards the plane, unaware that Door 2 had already been closed.

And, unknown to him, the same technician was retracting the aerobridge.

The technician heard someone running in his direction and turned around - just in time to see the man fall off the end of the aerobridge in front of him and onto the concrete below.

The passenger was taken to Changi General Hospital and warded.

His luggage was removed from the plane and the flight was delayed for about 50 minutes.

His companions, however, did not stay behind with him and left on the same flight.

Submitted on 05/24/2002

Submitted by: Jo-han Goh
Reference: The New Paper - 24/5/02

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The perils of Cell-Phone Use

2003 Reader Submission
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(http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/news/nplo504.html)

As if the UL about Cell-Phones causing Cancer and the innumerable incidents with Cell Phones and (insert choice of words) accidents hasn't proven those little eletric gadgets are walking minature deathtraps already...

A 19-yr old Chinese Man fell nearly 3 stories after realizing he was missing his cell-phone...and walked out of the wrong door to try and claim it.

At the Changi Airport, Singapore Airlines Flight SQ816 was scheduled to leave for Shanghai at 1:15 AM. when at 1:10 AM, the drama unfolded.

SIA staff announced over the PA system that a phone had been found at the security checkpoint and the phone could be picked-up by the owner at Door 1. The owner of the phone, our protagonist of the story, realized that he was phone-less.

However, the hapless owner walked out of Door 2 and found himself on the Aerobridge (the device that links the plane to the Building in many Major Airports across the world), and then back at the Boarding Area. In his haste, he took the wrong door and Staff eventually return the man's phone to him at the Boarding Gate.

At this point, the Gate Technician had closed off Door 2 with a simple chain and a sign stating that passengers boarding could use Door 1 to board the plane. By this time, boarding was almost complete and 5 minutes had elapsed.

The man with the now recovered phone decided to ignore the sign and chain, and fearing he might miss his plane, began to run down the chained-off Door and bolt the 20 meters to his plane.

The Gate Techie, hearing running while in the process of retracting from the plane, turned to see the man...running off the Aerobridge onto the Tarmac below.

For his act of stupidity, not only did the man almost lose his life over a cell-phone, he also delayed the flight by 50 minutes and his companions, whom were travelling with him, left him behind.

Was this all worth over a cell-phone?? Apparently to this man, he was more than willing to give up his own life for his phone...

Submitted on 05/29/2002

Submitted by: AD Police
Reference: Electric New Paper, 5/24/02

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Emily said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat


Larry said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat


Gregory said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
I assume he survived.


Eric said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Possibly an HM, needs to be rewritten so it flows a little more smoothly.


Larry said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
Not quite stupid enough to impress me.


Mitch said:
Neutral: No Self-Selection


Glen said:
Neutral: No Self-Selection
wheres the threat the loss of life stupidity yes but the fall isnt enough to kill however had he been run over by the plane that would have been darwinian.


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