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It was bound to happen one day

2003 Reader Submission
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I overheard this conversation while sitting in a public bar one nite, i have no doubt it is true due to the amount of laughter involved, so here is the submission for an honourable mention..

The age old practice of making images of your rear end, while sitting on a photocopier while no-one is looking, harmless enough in most cases, but this one particular office party, after the rear ends of several office workers had been immortalised in black and white,

One prankster who no doubt had consumed too much amber fluid, mounted the machine, and to everyones surpise, especially his, the glass broke, and cut him quite severely i am lead to believe on and around the cheeks and rectum..

Hospitalisation and stitches were involved, so more than his pride was the casuatly on the nite.

Once again i don't know if its worth an honorable mention, but it did happen, as far as i know

Submitted on 05/18/2002

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Overheard conv,12 May 2002

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Glen said:
Neutral: Personal Account
well there are more repairs to photocopiers due to butt printing and this is a good reason why the glass plates arenot designed to take 80+++ kgs of weight they arte designed to take about 20kgs about the heaviest dictonary you can find or other large reference work


Tracy said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Made me laugh !


Gregory said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
unverified, and although immature not an unreasonably risky practice.


Eric said:
Maybe Toss: Urban Legend
Sounds like an Urban Legend.


Teela said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common


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