Shoot 'em off!
2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance
Brian Winkler, 30, probably didn't figure he was doing the world a favour earlier this week. In fact, he had nothing more in mind than a little self-gratification, with his wife's help. He instructed her to point a shotgun at his testicles, a game they had played before, and pull the trigger.
Unfortunately for Brian, and luckily for future generations, he never thought to check on whether the shotgun was loaded. His wife's girlfriend was coming up the driveway, he was in a hurry to get done and not be caught with his pants around his ankles... we know how these things go. "Shoot 'em off before she gets here," was the directive he gave to Susan. And Susan obeyed. Submitted on 05/16/2002
Submitted by:
C McKinley
Reference:
Green Bay Press-Gazette 5/15
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