rambo vs. bambi 
2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance
One of the men my father works with enjoys deer hunting, but apparently lacks judgement. Two seasons ago he was sitting up in his hide when a large buck walked directly under where he was sitting. Instead of waiting for him to get farther out where he could have a clean shot with his bow, he decided he had a better idea. Why not jump off of the hide onto the deer's back, grab him by the antlers, and slit his throat comando style with his knife? The last thing he remembers is his feet hitting the deer's back. He spent a little over a week in the hospital with various injuries.
Not a darwin, he survived, but I can put you in touch with the genius if you want to confirm the story, I'm sure he has the medical bills to prove it.
Submitted on 05/13/2002
Submitted by:
Sara
Reference:
personal account
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