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an dies after his car is hit

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an dies after his car is hit by freight train

The Associated Press 5/11/02 2:12 PM

OUNT MARION, N.Y. (AP) -- A man died early Friday morning when his car was struck by a freight train.

Erik Yuran, 40, of Saugerties, was in his car -- which was stopped on a railroad crossing -- when a southbound CSX train hit the car, police said.

Yuran was pronounced dead at the scene. No one on the 33-car train was injured, police said. The train sustained only minor damage.

Yuran was apparently driving on the wrong side of the road, according to police, which meant when he stopped on the lowered gate intended to warn drivers coming from the opposite direction, he was stopped on the tracks.

The conductor of the train that hit Yuran's car was also the conductor of the CSX train that struck a tractor-trailer on April 27 in Saugerties, killing James Webster, 42, of Hudson, The Daily Freeman of Kingston reported on Saturday.

ount Marion is 44 miles southwest of Albany.

Copyright 2002 Associated Press. All rights reserved

Submitted on 05/12/2002

Submitted by: Larry Parker
Reference: http://www.silive.com/newsflas

Copyright © 2002 DarwinAwards.com

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Eric said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
The rules clearly state that being struck by a train is far too common and not eligible for a Darwin.


Teela said:
Neutral: Darwin Award


Teela said:
Neutral: Darwin Award


Charles said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
Train-car accident, with only the fact that he was driving on the wrong side of the road making it even possibly a Darwin.


Glen said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
this is a scream - he must have been smashed - (aka) drunk but its hillarious and yeap ive seen this sort of thing in australia where people try to beat trains on crossings.


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