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A Quicker Getaway?
Mechanic Mayhem
Exploding Latrine
Cactus Crunch
At the drop of a hat
How did you loose that finger?
Dying for breakfast on the go
Creative Yardwork 101
Three strikes and you're out!
World's Most Bizarre Country
Boy cries squirrel
"Moonshine" Moron
Explosive Engagement
Margaret Peter
Antlers Anyone?
So, you want to make a mortar?
3 Die in Manure Spreader
Roller Coaster Kills Worker
Man goes wading with leg cast
Amateur Roofing
Door 1, Passenger 0
Easter Egg
Fish Swallower Chokes To Death
The Silicon Attempt
Fatal Paperweight
Shoot 'em off!
Confirming "Out of their heads
A slow fuse? Personal account.
Fun with a thousand sparklers!
Light my fire!
Death by dry cleaning
Covington man killed
Expensive Hurricane
SillyRabbit,Jet fuels for JETS
Finding the right train track
Bryan Woman Hurt in Target Pra
BASE Jumper Waits Too Long
Aerosol Bomb
Men jumped to death
The wayward chicken bone
rambo vs. bambi
Personal account
should you take revenge for su
Worst place to park your bike.
Final Drive
Kiwi Truck Driver Wrestling
Fart Out Cold
Caffeine Overdose
Self compacting
Shock Tactic
Fatal Freindship
Sick Cow
Save a Few Bucks
Wounded Pride
Possible Darwin candidate?
Death By DIY Enema
Fatal Wrestling Match
Frying pan to hot tub
5 am Wakeup Call
Smoking in the Boy's Room
Horse Sense, not from Kellogs
The Broken Bottle
The Winner - Stretch Armstrong
Frozen Bridge
Banned driver runs into judge
I'm gonna leave you after this
A BASE-ic Moron
Shot Putt
Gluengee jump
Men drown in Table Rock Lake
Radio Controlled Plane Kills
Man dies after his car is hit
Electrical Personality
It was bound to happen one day
Thief blew up
Breath Holding
lubricant of death
Marlboro Man
Bryan woman hurt in target pra
Birthday Fishing Rod
NEW Pompano man electrocuted w
Slovak Dies After Decapitation
the shortest way home ...
Worse than death?
Nailed Carpenter
popcorn and the boob
“Skypunk”
A very expensive cork
NZ diplomat killed herself
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Darwin Awards
2002 May Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

A Quicker Getaway? 8.5 (107 votes)

Mechanic Mayhem 8.1 (111 votes)

Exploding Latrine 8.0 (102 votes)

Cactus Crunch 8.0 (155 votes)

At the drop of a hat 7.6 (127 votes)

How did you loose that finger? 7.6 (215 votes)

Dying for breakfast on the go 7.5 (141 votes)

Creative Yardwork 101 7.4 (137 votes)

Three strikes and you're out! 7.3 (142 votes)

World's Most Bizarre Country 7.3 (91 votes)

Boy cries squirrel 7.2 (165 votes)

"Moonshine" Moron 7.2 (157 votes)

Explosive Engagement 7.1 (178 votes)

Margaret Peter 7.0 (109 votes)

Antlers Anyone? 7.0 (162 votes)

So, you want to make a mortar? 7.0 (138 votes)

3 Die in Manure Spreader 6.9 (146 votes)

Roller Coaster Kills Worker 6.9 (165 votes)

Man goes wading with leg cast 6.8 (99 votes)

Amateur Roofing 6.6 (73 votes)

Door 1, Passenger 0 6.6 (70 votes)

Easter Egg 6.6 (179 votes)

Fish Swallower Chokes To Death 6.6 (134 votes)

The Silicon Attempt 6.5 (73 votes)

Fatal Paperweight 6.5 (97 votes)

Shoot 'em off! 6.5 (113 votes)

Confirming "Out of their heads 6.5 (60 votes)

A slow fuse? Personal account. 6.5 (114 votes)

Fun with a thousand sparklers! 6.4 (177 votes)

Light my fire! 6.4 (110 votes)

Death by dry cleaning 6.4 (154 votes)

Covington man killed 6.3 (114 votes)

Expensive Hurricane 6.3 (87 votes)

SillyRabbit,Jet fuels for JETS 6.3 (171 votes)

Finding the right train track 6.2 (109 votes)

Bryan Woman Hurt in Target Pra 6.2 (60 votes)

BASE Jumper Waits Too Long 6.1 (76 votes)

Aerosol Bomb 6.0 (63 votes)

Men jumped to death 6.0 (95 votes)

The wayward chicken bone 6.0 (58 votes)

rambo vs. bambi 6.0 (185 votes)

Personal account 5.9 (64 votes)

should you take revenge for su 5.8 (117 votes)

Worst place to park your bike. 5.8 (102 votes)

Final Drive 5.8 (114 votes)

Kiwi Truck Driver Wrestling 5.8 (109 votes)

Fart Out Cold 5.8 (144 votes)

Caffeine Overdose 5.7 (128 votes)

Self compacting 5.7 (112 votes)

Shock Tactic 5.7 (40 votes)

Fatal Freindship 5.7 (126 votes)

Sick Cow 5.6 (187 votes)

Save a Few Bucks 5.6 (75 votes)

Wounded Pride 5.6 (57 votes)

Possible Darwin candidate? 5.6 (164 votes)

Death By DIY Enema 5.4 (198 votes)

Fatal Wrestling Match 5.4 (126 votes)

Frying pan to hot tub 5.4 (64 votes)

5 am Wakeup Call 5.3 (85 votes)

Smoking in the Boy's Room 5.3 (66 votes)

Horse Sense, not from Kellogs 5.2 (94 votes)

The Broken Bottle 5.2 (124 votes)

The Winner - Stretch Armstrong 5.2 (105 votes)

Frozen Bridge 5.1 (114 votes)

Banned driver runs into judge 5.1 (66 votes)

I'm gonna leave you after this 5.1 (72 votes)

A BASE-ic Moron 5.0 (83 votes)

Shot Putt 5.0 (87 votes)

Gluengee jump 4.9 (70 votes)

Men drown in Table Rock Lake 4.9 (86 votes)

Radio Controlled Plane Kills 4.9 (126 votes)

Man dies after his car is hit 4.9 (127 votes)

Electrical Personality 4.8 (58 votes)

It was bound to happen one day 4.7 (163 votes)

Thief blew up 4.7 (84 votes)

Breath Holding 4.6 (117 votes)

lubricant of death 4.6 (131 votes)

Marlboro Man 4.5 (69 votes)

Bryan woman hurt in target pra 4.4 (80 votes)

Birthday Fishing Rod 4.3 (62 votes)

NEW Pompano man electrocuted w 4.3 (58 votes)

Slovak Dies After Decapitation 4.3 (98 votes)

the shortest way home ... 4.2 (57 votes)

Worse than death? 4.1 (150 votes)

Nailed Carpenter 4.0 (175 votes)

popcorn and the boob 3.9 (123 votes)

“Skypunk” 3.6 (86 votes)

A very expensive cork 3.6 (109 votes)

NZ diplomat killed herself 3.4 (102 votes)

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