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Pilot injured in explosion

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Pilot injured in explosion

30 April 2002

A 29-year-old helicopter pilot blew his right hand off yesterday while handling explosives on a farm near Raurimu, 34km southeast of Taumarunui.

It is understood Doug Banks found some Power Gel explosive in a shed on Pairawa Hipi Station, a deer farm where he worked, and lit the fuse.

Before he could throw the explosive away, it went off in his hand.

Farm manager Shawn Ireland told the Times today he administered first aid.

"I knew I had to stop the blood. I put a tourniquet on it and hoped like hell. There was not much I could do."

Then Mr Ireland told a farm worker to dial 111.

Mr Banks was treated at the scene by St John Ambulance staff before being airlifted by rescue helicopter to Waikato Hospital where he had surgery yesterday. He was said to be in good spirits today.

Mr Ireland said he could not say much more until the police and Occupational Safety and Health had investigated the accident.

Submitted on 04/29/2002

Submitted by: Bob
Reference: NZ Stuff website - 30/4/2002

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Mitch said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
This could have happened because the fuse on the bomb was faulty. While lighting the fuse on a bomb he found wasn't the most intelligent thing he could have done, I don't think it rates for a Darwin.


Black said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Gotta " hand " it to him. Honorable mention.......


John said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention


Jorge said:
Neutral: Not Amusing
The guy only managed to blow his hand. Sounds a little bit weird that they had this explosive in a deer farm.


Gregory said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
I suppose when girls ask him how he lost his hand it might diminish he reproductive prospects, as would his lack of employment as I don't know of any one handed helicopter pilots, but otherwise not threat to reproduction. Stupid fireworks tricks.


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