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Security guard's death . . .

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The Times-Picayune (New Orleans, Louisiana) Sunday, 28-April-2K2 (The event happened on Friday, 26-April-2K2) etro (B1, continued on B3) Secturity guard's death attributed to horseplay

On Sunday 28 April 2002 06:52, Kristina Straw wrote:

--- Trish,

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---Live here in New Orleans is rarely boring. Neal and I think this might be Darwin worthy:

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---Friday night, one of the security guards, Richard Antoine (54), at the public high

school I

work at was working for a dance at another high school school. He

and another guard were playing quick-draw with their guns. Antoine apparently

kicked the other guard's gun. It went off, and shot Antoine in the chest. He died

at the hospital.

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---This guard was a police officer in Mississippi, and had worked several

years as a school security guard. He was also a roaming Baptist Minister.

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---The other guard is facing charges of criminal negligence, which carries a

sentence of up to five years.

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---So, what do you think?

---

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---kristina

y only concern is that Antoine didn't actually kill himself; however, he was one of the two people involved in the game, and he did kick the other guard's gun, causing it to shoot. Maybe, he did kill himself.

I glanced at some of the sections of the site, including the slush pile, but since the story is so new, I didn't expect to find it, so I didn't look really hard.

Submitted on 04/28/2002

Submitted by: Kristina Straw
Reference: Times-Picayune (New Orleans)

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Silverhill said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Fairly unusual gun accident, precipitated by definite stupidity.


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Victim participated willingly, and payed the price. Needs some editing.


R&B said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Needs verification, and I can't get that online from that paper.


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