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Lit fart laugh

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whilst working in the ed department in a major australian hospital on 24/4/02 (dd/mm/yy) admitted to hospital was 89 year old world war II Veteren ( yes i know age may be a consideration however read on) . he was at a battalion reunion with his mates and yes alcohol was involved he was reminicing with mates about what they used to do at the front, he was a telephone layer and they would frequently do stupid things such as light farts no i dont know the technical term, however at this reunion he decided to repeat the experience so a group of 5 aged males went out to relive the old days - unfortunatly in an effort to protect his genitals - vasoline (petrolium jelly) was coppiously applied to the groin to prevent burns and yeap u guessed it while the lighting of the fart was spectacular the 3rd degree burns were amazing.

Submitted on 04/23/2002

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Nil Personal experience

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Teela said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
So with age comes wisdom huh?


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
anyone for roasted nuts?


Tracy said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Bless, so you don't learn from experience ;o)


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