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Speeder dies evading ticket

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Friday, April 05, 2002, 3 AM.

Police in North Vancouver, BC, Canada, pulled two cars over for speeding on a divided highway. The drivers stopped their cars, containing six men in their early twenties, to one side of the bridge they were on. The driver of one of the cars told police that he needed to go to the washroom and proceeded to cross the highway. When he reached the railing at the center of the bridge, he climbed over. Whether or not he knew there was a sizeable gap between the eastbound and westbound lanes is unclear, as is whether he was trying to jump across or trying to evade police. Whatever his reasons, his decision resulted in his genes' elimination from the gene pool as he plunged through the gap and fell 40 meters to his death.

Source: BCTV news on Global. http://www.canada.com/vancouver/story.asp?id={5AEE7144-E1ED-4BEB-9818-A3AB93D44768} © Copyright 2002 BCTV News on Global, with files from CP

Submitted on 04/05/2002

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: BCTV News, April 5, 2002

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Charles said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Verified -- this was reported in our local paper, I live near Vancouver BC. Didn't think of it as Darwin material at the time -- not particularly funny in the original.


Teela said:
Neutral: Darwin Award


R&B said:
Maybe Toss: Darwin Award
Has potential, but the issue of motive/intent leaves me feeling a bit cold regarding this one. And it's not really funny, either.


Silverhill said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
If you're going to flee the police, know your territory!


Tracy said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
This may be a repeat - I remember the ending, but not the fact that they'd been pulled over by the police


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