Little boy George's adventure 
2003 Reader Submission
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uch fun can be had at construction sites (many have happened to me) but Little Boy George gets the most.
Little boy goerge works for the families plumping company, and fits all internal plumbing (der).
we call him little boy george (and this is not the story- just a background into his physie)because as a kid, me and my cousin were mucking around with a utility knife, and sure enough george rushed over and said "you little boys shouldn't be playing with knifes like that! This is how its done", he snatched the knife, flipped it and caught it; by the blade and made a neat hole in his palm.
Now the story.
Because the company was extremely successful my uncle (the owner) bought a fleet fully decked utes for the employees to work with. Little boy george got one. Each were worth $40 000.
Every lunchtime it was someones duty to get the meat pies for lunch, one day it was georges. impressed with his new mode of transprotation he drove with a lead foot to the pie shop. on the way back to the site, he noticed the pies were burning the crutch area (why he didnt put them on the passenger seat, we dont know) so he drove faster to get there sooner so he could relieve himself of the pain. upon nearing the site he pulled to the shoulder and waited for the last minute to brake behind the other expensive construction vehicles, but alas his shoe lase was stuck in the door and was unable to hit the brakes. What resulted was two $40 000 utes totaled and half a cement trunk load of concrete over the bosses ute. The crash also ripped open the pies spilling the 180 degree celsius (past boiling) onto his dangle berries, severely burning them.
any more stories can be told about little boy george, but i couldn't be bothered typing them. Submitted on 04/04/2002
Submitted by:
B K J H
Reference:
The Mirror 01-06-90
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