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Inmate bleeds to death

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An inmate serving a short sentance for driving while suspended was released for a few hours to attend a funeral. While out he stuck a ziplock bag full of tobacco up his butt to sneak it in. The rough edges of the bag made cuts in his intestine and he died. What is worse is he would not tell the emergency workers about the bag up his ass while he was bleeding to death.

I have the article scanned in if you want it. It probably also appeared in the Columbus (IN) Republic Newspaper about the same date.

Submitted on 04/01/2002

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Matthew said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
And all during a short sentence...he could have been back on the street and having kids in no time.


Tracy said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
The fact that he could have saved himself by just telling them about it is unbelievable


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