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an Sets Fire To GF's Car

2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

http://www.wral.com/news/1313602/detail.html

At the very least, an Honorably Mention, he's

not out of ICU yet though, and will be going to

jail for sometime, and no longer has a girlfriend, so he is out of the gene pool for a while at least.

RALEIGH, N.C. -- An argument over what kind of car to buy may be behind a fire at a Raleigh parking deck.

Authorities said Mark Fisher was so mad about his girlfriend's choice of a car that he set it on fire. The car exploded, which led to the evacuation of dozens of employees at a Raleigh office complex Tuesday.

Authorities said Mark D. Fisher, 46, of Stedman was so mad that his girlfriend, Amy Swanner, did not buy the car that he selected that he decided to torch the one that she picked.

After the car exploded in the parking deck where Swanner worked, it raised enough concern for police to evacuate The Forum office complex on Six Forks Road in Raleigh for several hours on Tuesday while they searched for explosives.

Police said Fisher set fire to Swanner's car, a 1999 Dodge Intrepid, using 49 cents worth of gasoline. The fire caused the car to explode and Fisher fell off the parking deck while trying to flee the scene.

"We think what happened was he didn't realize that he thought he was going over the wall and hit the ground in a few feet, but it was a 30- to 35-foot drop," Lt. Chris Morgan of the Raleigh Police Department said.

Police said they have issued warrants for Fisher's arrest, but they are not going to arrest him until he gets out of the intensive care unit at WakeMed. Fisher sustained head and ankle injuries.

Submitted on 03/27/2002

Submitted by: organ
Reference: http://www.wral.com/news/13136

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Darwin said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
Uhhhh well yes it's stupid, and you presented it well, Morgan. I think it just falls a hair short of the excellence needed to make it a Darwin Award. Thanks for the submission!


Bruce said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
I would torch a Dodge Intrepid too.


Alex said:
Maybe Toss: Repeat
Couldn't find it on a search - but am sure I have seen story this before.


R&B said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Absolute cretin, and a nasty piece of work to boot. Fingers crossed for an upgrade soon.


Tracy said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat


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