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Shot wing off own plane

2003 Reader Submission
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Here is an "Honorable mention" since it appears that the pilot and passenger survived (although one can hope that the serious injuries that they received include their reproductive organs thereby qualifying them as winners). The rest is the FAA accident report which I'll let speak for itself.

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Report created 03/26/2002

Record 2

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IDENTIFICATION

Regis#: 22EV

ake/Model: PA18

Description: PA-18 Super Cub (L-18C, L-21,

Date: 03/25/2002

Time: 1430

Event Type: Accident

Highest Injury: Serious

id Air: N

issing: N

Damage: Substantial

LOCATION

City: GLASGOW

State: MT

Country: US

DESCRIPTION

ACFT PASSENGER ACCIDENTLY DISCHARGED HIS SHOTGUN WHILE COYOTE HUNTING AND

SHOT THE RIGHT WING OF THE ACFT, THE ACFT SUBSEQUENTLY CRASHED, AND THE 2

POB SUSTAINED SERIOUS INJURIES, GLASGOW, MT.

INJURY DATA

Total Fatal:

0

# Crew:

1

Fat:

0

Ser:

1

in:

0

Unk:

# Pass:

1

Fat:

0

Ser:

1

in:

0

Unk:

# Grnd:

Fat:

0

Ser:

0

in:

0

Unk:

WEATHER: METAR GGW 251356Z 11018KT 10SM CLR M13/M16 A3014

OTHER DATA

Activity: Pleasure

Phase: Unknown

Operation: General Aviation

Departed: UNKN

Dep Date:

Dep. Time:

Destination: UNKN

Flt Plan: UNK

Wx Briefing: U

Last Radio Cont: UNKN

Last Clearance: UNKN

FAA FSDO: HELENA, MT (NM05)

Entry date: 03/26/2002

Submitted on 03/26/2002

Submitted by: Jim Bodwin
Reference: FAA Accident reports 3/26/2002

Copyright © 2002 DarwinAwards.com

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Silverhill said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
needs to be edited down, but a good story otherwise. Airplane wings are not on the approved list of targets...


Tracy said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
ade me laugh ;o)


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