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Tooth fish captain dies in alc

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The captain of a Russian fishing boat which allegedly poached Patagonian toothfish from Australian waters has died in hospital, more than three weeks after drinking cleaning fluid mixed with orange juice.

The man had been critically ill and in a coma since drinking the potentially lethal cocktail during a binge with two other Russian nationals aboard their detained vessel, the Volga.

It is believed the trio had mistaken an Indonesian-labelled bottle of cleaning fluid for alcohol.

The Russian captain died in Fremantle Hospital on Saturday night, a hospital spokesman said.

Six Spanish nationals aboard the Volga and another Russian fishing ship, the Lena, were charged with poaching Patagonian toothfish worth $2.5 million after being captured last month by the Australian Navy.

The six were charged after the Volga and Lena were intercepted by HMAS Canberra.

Crew of the Navy vessel took control of the boats after rappelling from a helicopter in dangerous manoeuvres in high seas near Antarctica on February 6 and 7.

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Submitted on 03/18/2002

Submitted by: Mike Peters
Reference: Sydney Morning Herald, 19 Marc

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R&B said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
Russians have a long tradition of drinking ersatz alcohol.


Alex said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
They sailed from Russia to Oz to poach fish. Got detained, were so bored they were drinking anything that might be alcohol. Presumably it tasted so bad that they had to add orange juice.


Silverhill said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
If you can't read the label, so you don't know what you're drinking, you're pretty stupid.


Charles said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
Misreading a label in another language...


Tracy said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
Sounds like an unfortunate accident


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