Darwin Awards: 2002 March Slush Pile

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2002 March Slush
Faulty Firearm Fleeing
Fatal snack
Ha, ha, ya missed me!
Don't call his mom!
Plutonium smuggler died
stoopid
Don't Shoot and Run
Dazzled Divers
Fire Hands
Net Sex Not Good
Robbers R' GREEEEEAAAT!
Hair today - gone tomorrow
Hold up & Torn Apart
Speak up, I can't hear you....
That's Good Training!
Man killed by roll up door dur
Woman blows off own hand
Thawing Gas Tank With Liter
Man engulfed by paint-thinner
Vomit-drinking
Boater hits head on bridge
Maui Wowie
snob got his come uppance
A valiant Effort
Italy insurance scam's chainsa
Don't Photo the Hippo's
Buffalo wins stare down
Pass! Pass!
Pop Star Plays in Traffic
Napping farmer
Black hole
Driving a Dodge Viper?
Man shoots off own toe
Look before you leap
Last Ditch
2 Rednecks doing 360's
Tooth fish captain dies in alc
The firecracker chainsaw massa
No Your Other Right
Leaving a Cold Trail
GAS LEAK DETECTION
Canabis made driver sleep
Mr. Burns
Wrong person to mug
Don't Drink The Water!
Shot wing off own plane
Train accident
Death Speaks in Funny Voices
Snowmobile rider versus train
magazine blowout
..believe me dear!
Look Both Ways Before Crossing
Antifreeze Cocktail...
Home Science Experiment
ATV Accidnet
I Shot The Sheriff
Scorpion fan learns love hurts
X-ray me!
Water and Sand
Racer's Death Brings Warning
Hungerford Handstand
Into the garbage shoot, Flyboy
RUNNER-UP POTENTIAL???
Bike Riders Armless End
Missile Souvenier
we prefer our beds, thank you.
Man Sets Fire To GF's Car
Pocket M-80
Fleeing man dies of exposure
Manhunt Ends With Victim
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Darwin Awards
2002 March Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Faulty Firearm Fleeing 8.8 (198 votes)

Fatal snack 8.5 (191 votes)

Ha, ha, ya missed me! 8.0 (263 votes)

Don't call his mom! 7.9 (124 votes)

Plutonium smuggler died 7.7 (139 votes)

stoopid 7.3 (99 votes)

Don't Shoot and Run 7.3 (90 votes)

Dazzled Divers 7.3 (151 votes)

Fire Hands 7.1 (105 votes)

Net Sex Not Good 6.8 (519 votes)

Robbers R' GREEEEEAAAT! 6.8 (143 votes)

Hair today - gone tomorrow 6.8 (100 votes)

Hold up & Torn Apart 6.4 (61 votes)

Speak up, I can't hear you.... 6.3 (82 votes)

That's Good Training! 6.3 (98 votes)

Man killed by roll up door dur 5.9 (82 votes)

Woman blows off own hand 5.8 (181 votes)

Thawing Gas Tank With Liter 5.8 (83 votes)

Man engulfed by paint-thinner 5.6 (53 votes)

Vomit-drinking 5.6 (161 votes)

Boater hits head on bridge 5.5 (97 votes)

Maui Wowie 5.3 (136 votes)

snob got his come uppance 5.2 (174 votes)

A valiant Effort 5.1 (92 votes)

Italy insurance scam's chainsa 5.1 (66 votes)

Don't Photo the Hippo's 4.9 (114 votes)

Buffalo wins stare down 4.8 (64 votes)

Pass! Pass! 4.7 (65 votes)

Pop Star Plays in Traffic 4.5 (89 votes)

Napping farmer 4.0 (104 votes)

Black hole 4.0 (134 votes)

Driving a Dodge Viper? 3.9 (94 votes)

Man shoots off own toe 3.7 (86 votes)

Look before you leap 3.4 (75 votes)

Last Ditch 0.0 (0 votes)

2 Rednecks doing 360's 0.0 (0 votes)

Tooth fish captain dies in alc 0.0 (0 votes)

The firecracker chainsaw massa 0.0 (0 votes)

No Your Other Right 0.0 (0 votes)

Leaving a Cold Trail 0.0 (0 votes)

GAS LEAK DETECTION 0.0 (0 votes)

Canabis made driver sleep 0.0 (0 votes)

Mr. Burns 0.0 (0 votes)

Wrong person to mug 0.0 (0 votes)

Don't Drink The Water! 0.0 (0 votes)

Shot wing off own plane 0.0 (0 votes)

Train accident 0.0 (0 votes)

Death Speaks in Funny Voices 0.0 (0 votes)

Snowmobile rider versus train 0.0 (0 votes)

magazine blowout 0.0 (0 votes)

..believe me dear! 0.0 (0 votes)

Look Both Ways Before Crossing 0.0 (0 votes)

Antifreeze Cocktail... 0.0 (0 votes)

Home Science Experiment 0.0 (0 votes)

ATV Accidnet 0.0 (0 votes)

I Shot The Sheriff 0.0 (0 votes)

Scorpion fan learns love hurts 0.0 (0 votes)

X-ray me! 0.0 (0 votes)

Water and Sand 0.0 (0 votes)

Racer's Death Brings Warning 0.0 (0 votes)

Hungerford Handstand 0.0 (0 votes)

Into the garbage shoot, Flyboy 0.0 (0 votes)

RUNNER-UP POTENTIAL??? 0.0 (0 votes)

Bike Riders Armless End 0.0 (0 votes)

Missile Souvenier 0.0 (0 votes)

we prefer our beds, thank you. 0.0 (0 votes)

Man Sets Fire To GF's Car 0.0 (0 votes)

Pocket M-80 0.0 (0 votes)

Fleeing man dies of exposure 0.0 (0 votes)

Manhunt Ends With Victim 0.0 (0 votes)

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