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"Edward scissorshand"

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http://index.hu/politika/bulvar/bulvarhirek/?main&84271 referring the newspaper "Mai Nap"

"A man cut off his own genital organ with clippers

A young man in Budapest(Hungary) took his masculinity into his own hands and at once made it unworkable forever. The young man thought that a carcinoma increases in his genital organ, but distrusted the doctors: elaboratively prepared, then accomplished the self-truncating operation by a pair of clippers."

The original Story in Hungarian language:

"Metszőollóval vágta le saját nemi szervét

Saját kezébe vette férfiasságát és azonmód végzett is vele egy budapesti férfi. A fiatalembernek meggyőződése volt, hogy nemi szervében rákos daganat növekszik, de nem bízott az orvosokban: alaposan előkészítette, majd elvégezte az öncsonkító beavatkozást."

regards,

tomcat

Submitted on 02/28/02

Submitted by: tomcat
Reference: index.hu 2002.02.28. 09:30

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Darwin said:
Definitely Toss: Not Amusing
Oh how sad, he had cancer and wanted to save his own life. NOT a Darwin.


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Needs more detail. If he unnecesarily removed his equipment (ie, he did not have penile cancer) we may have a winner.


Pilchard said:
Maybe Toss: Not Amusing


R&B said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Anyone read Hungarian?


Teela said:
Neutral: Darwin Award


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