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Trucker engulfed in flamesWi

2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

(posted: February 26th, 8:25am) A trucker was airlifted to the hospital after he

was caught in a fireball at a thruway rest stop.

William Loots was airlifted to the Westchester Burn Center overnight after being

engulfed by flames at the thruway rest stop in New Baltimore. He was trying to

check his truck’s fuel level with a cigarette lighter and suffered second and third

degree burns over one-fourth of his body.

It’s not yet known where he’s from,

but the truck he was driving has Vermont license plates.

Loots was driving southbound on the thruway around midnight when his truck

began to have problems. That’s when he pulled into the service area and tried to

check the amount of fuel in the truck’s tank with the lighter. An employee at the

rest area found Loots in a restroom. The employee described Loots face as “all

bubbled up and it looked like his skin was starting to fall off.” He says Loots

appeared angry with himself for what happened. Rescue workers say Loots

realized what had happened, but didn't realize the extent of the injuries due to

shock setting in.

Using a lighter to check a truck’s fuel level doesn't seem like a great idea, but

truckers say it’s not an uncommon practice. They say diesel fuel is hard to ignite,

especially in cold temperatures.

Submitted on 02/26/02

Submitted by: William Gokey
Reference: WTEN, Albany, NY Website

Copyright © 2002 DarwinAwards.com

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Darwin said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Love this classic "check the fuel tank with a lighter" story. Ordinarily I'd call it a repeat, but in this case, he was checking a big dang truck's fuel level. So what the heck! Honorable Mention.


R&B said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
If true, as ever.


Teela said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common


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