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Self Inflicted Bomb Damage

2003 Reader Submission
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A35722-2002Feb19.html

Call this an own goal with an attitude:

Sometimes, the nature of the war made targeting easier. Many

Afghan Taliban and Northern Alliance soldiers were friends who

had found themselves drafted into opposing armies. They would

communicate over rudimentary radios, sometimes taunting each

other in the heat of battle.

"Your bomb missed us," one would say, recalled members of Team

555.

"Where did it land?" a Northern Alliance officer would respond

with some coaching from the Americans.

Five hundred meters to the north, would come the answer. Or 1,000

meters to the south. The combat controller would immediately

recalculate the coordinates and pass them to the nearest

aircraft, which could restrike the target within minutes. Team

555 members said that in a week, they killed many Taliban

commanders this way and destroyed much of their communications

network.

Submitted on 02/20/02

Submitted by: Les J. Wu
Reference: Washington Post 2/19/2002

Copyright © 2002 DarwinAwards.com

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Silverhill said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
"No, no, it'll hurt much more if you punch me right *here*!" People who encourage, and (even if inadvertently) cooperate, with enemy forces deserve the Ignominious Fish. DA!


Pilchard said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
you'd think they'd suss it after a while


R&B said:
Maybe Toss: Other
War propaganda?


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Giving the enemy your coordinates in a battle zone has to be one of the stupidest acts I've seen referenced here in quite some time.


Teela said:
Neutral: Darwin Award


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