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Trying to rob a gun owner

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OK, I can understand if you go to rob a guy and he shoots you. You didn't know he'd have a gun. But to single a guy out BECAUSE he is selling a gun, and then to try and rob him of said gun. Then being surprised when he is armed.....

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/koat/20020206/lo/1070661_1.html

Wednesday February 06 04:56 PM EST

Fatal Shooting A man is dead after a shooting in northeast Albuquerque on Monday night.

Albuquerque Police tell Action 7 News that the man who was shot, 18 year old Carlos Chavez, was part of a group of three people who tried to rob a gun owner.

Police say Chavez and his two friends, 18 year-old Arthur Pacheco and 21-year-old Joseph Vallegos, saw an ad in the paper for a gun. Police tell us when they met the gun owner, they beat him and sprayed him with mace in an attempt to steal the gun. The gun owner was also armed. Police say a bullet hit Chavez and his friends drove him to a nearby gas station at San Mateo and Cutler. Chavez was already dead by the time rescue crews arrived on the scene.

The two other men who police claim were involved in the incident are in custody for questioning.

Submitted on 02/06/02

Submitted by: Scott Koon
Reference: Wednesday February 06 04:56 PM

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Matt said:
Maybe Keep: Honorable Mention
There is definatly stupidy here, maybe an honorable mention, because it wasn't self selection


Mark said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I think there's a fairly good chance an 18 year old hasn't reproduced ...


Teela said:
Maybe Keep: Darwin Award


R&B said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
It's a gun story and a criminal story, but it is quite amusingly dumb behaviour.


Q-C said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence


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