A little too hot phone sex 
2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance
When I was young and immature, I managed to do something quite horrible to my already "in heat" genitals. I have also since learned always to wear boxers when cooking. Since I have not had any children yet, I may or may not be sterile, even though I highly doubt it.
The story goes like this:
Since I was too shy to actually meet and date a woman, I resorted to on-line relationships instead. These usually turned a tad personal, and we would progress into many evenings of phone sex.
One such evening was taking place when I was in the kitchen, cooking myself some midnight macaroni and cheeze, clad only in a t-shirt. After some friendly banter for around 20 minutes, the pot full of macaroni and boiling water was ready to be taken from the stove and over to the strainer.
My phone friend chose that exact moment to ask me how much I would enjoy her performing fellatio(of course with a different selection of words) later that evening. I jumped, toppling the pot. The boiling water spilled on me, burning me from my waist down to the middle of my thighs, and everything in between. I slipped and fell, and the back of the pot landed square on my genitals, on top of the already burning macaroni.
I excused myself weakly from the phone, ripped off the wet shirt and soaked a rag in cold water to help treat the painful burns. I never woke my family thank god, but to this day I have a reddish hue from my waist to my thighs. Submitted on 02/03/02
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