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Housebricks are for houses!

2003 Reader Submission
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(Not so) Honorable Mention candidates (PS: I come from Perth but have lived in Dallas for the last 6+ years).

Ref: http://www.thewest.com.au/20020204/news/perth/tw-news-perth-home-sto42877.html -----

Two cling to craypot in lucky rescue

By Jerry Pratley

TWO fishermen spent Saturday night in a 2.5m dinghy clinging to a craypot float

south-west of Rottnest after their housebrick anchor failed to stop them being

blown out to sea.

Graham Hansen and Kevin Ward, who had no radio, motor or safety gear, were

rescued at 8.30am yesterday by crayfishermen who were out pulling their pots.

Authorities say the men are lucky to be alive and are considering laying charges

because of their disregard for safety.

The two rowed out from Woodman Point about 3pm on Saturday to do some fishing.

Later they found they could not row back to shore against the wind.

A housebrick tied to a rope that they were using as an anchor would not hold

them and they lost an oar trying to get to a navigation marker.

They drifted out to sea until they reached Stragglers Rocks, 6km west of

Fremantle, where they could have stayed.

However, they opted to keep drifting and eventually grabbed the craypot float.

r Ward told Channel 10 that he realised he had a lucky escape and would not

make the same mistake again.

"It's an experience I don't want to do again," he said. "I've learnt my lesson."

r Hansen said their troubles began when the wind picked up.

"We were a few hundred metres off shore when the wind picked up," he said.

"We tried to row back in and the wind picked up even more and took us right

out."

Crayfisherman Daniel De Florenca said the two men were exhausted and it was not

an easy rescue.

"It took us about 20 minutes to get them on the boat because it was very rough

and their dinghy was very small," he said.

"We had to try to get them safely on board. We did that.

"They were very tired. They could barely stand. They were falling all over the

place."

Submitted on 02/03/02

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: The West Australian 2/4/2002

Copyright © 2002 DarwinAwards.com

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Greywarden said:
Maybe Keep: Honorable Mention


Mark said:
Maybe Keep: Honorable Mention
Not a bad effort, stupidity-wise. Real danger of extinction, but no info on reproduction.


R&B said:
Maybe Keep: Honorable Mention
Absolutely stupid 'anchor', in a reasonably entertaining crescendo of dimness. Not laugh out loud material though.


Matt said:
Maybe Keep: Honorable Mention
I think I have read this before


Teela said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
this kind of story can be found at any seaside town, repeatedly


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