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Jet at Airport Sends Passing T

2003 Reader Submission
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Writen by submitter. NOTE: As of this article's date & time, this is an Honorable Mention... but sounds like it could go to award status any day now...

ost airport cab drivers are familiar with the announcement, "the white-zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only." However after January 30, 2002 Santos Dumont airport in Rio De Janeiro may want to announce, "the runway is for airplane takeoff only, there are no flying cars allowed on the runway..."

Sixty-four year old cab driver Antonio Macedo was driving his taxi on the runway after dropping off his fare. "The signs that tell you to stop when the plane is on the runway are practically invisible." Leoncio Ribeiro, director of a taxi cooperative, said. Apparently the Vasp Boeing 737 preparing for takeoff was also practically invisible.

r. Macedo managed to be right behind the jet when it began gearing it's engines up for the 140 mph takeoff. Local Aviation experts estimated the blast-effect to be comparable to hurricane force winds (but, this writer assumes, a lot hotter).

The taxi was flung a full 25 meters spinning through the air, hit the rocks at the Guanabara bay coast, and ejected it's driver. Mr. Macedo's tip for this trip was a broken skull and thorax. He is presently in a coma.

No surprise that the car was destroyed. The local press report that airport authorities blame driver error as the cause of the accident.

Submitted on 02/02/02

Submitted by: David Rizzo
Reference: Reuters Fri Feb 1, 7:38 AM ET

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Shadow said:
Maybe Keep: Honorable Mention
Before deciding if this is an HM, we probably need to know how difficult to see those signs really are, and how familiar with the airport the cab driver is.


Silverhill said:
Maybe Keep: Honorable Mention
I presume this taxi driver had dropped fares at the airport before this, so why didn't he know which paved surfaces were OK to use for cars? Yes, the posted signs were not good, apparently, but a little brain-work on his part would have taken care of that.


Bruce said:
Maybe Keep: Honorable Mention
The only reason it's worth keeping is that it is pretty spectacular, I don't think the taxi driver was outstandingly stupid, but the results were excellent.


Dart said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
The fact that signs are mentioned indicates that the area being used by the taxi WAS INTENDED for that use; this then becomes simple inattention or hurry.


Teela said:
Maybe Toss: No Self-Selection
Whose bright idea was it to allow cars to drive round the taxi areas? Where's their security? I'm never bloody flying there.


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