Darwin Awards: 2002 February Slush Pile

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Man's Return to Trees Fails
Story confirmation
Wounded Wire Kills Gunman
Mixing bread by hand...and arm
Justice at it's Best
Self Inflicted Bomb Damage
Trying to rob a gun owner
Cowabung Dude
Jet at Airport Sends Passing T
Jet Ski recharge
Jake's Fishing Derby
Anchor Man
Woman hurt in sledding acciden
Cowabunga Dude
Coked-up Car Surfing
Chicken kills five men
Shoot me (with a billiard cue)
copper idiot
Sailing Into Peril
Gas-soaked clothes in dryer
Turkey Shoot
snow tubing
Recycled Wartime Bomb
Woman, 21, killed by train
Kibbutz-gate
A little too hot phone sex
An Expensive Cup of Coffee
Driving w/o License
A conductor without a hand
Another William Tell Story
sitting on a gun
Man dies hooking jumper cables
Old Hockey Game
Hapless burglar puts himself
Unknown (heard on television)
Fun With Scissors
Double homocide or accident?
Trucker engulfed in flamesWi
Man Picks Up Live Wire
don't pet the python
Man, 25, killed while working
Cure that Itching
eviscerated junkie
Makes you wish they WERE drunk
Sign Falls On Truck, Crushes C
Gone in a Flash
Housebricks are for houses!
Man electrocuted when power li
Risky Reenactment
Woman injured in gunpowder bla
Backyard Electrocution
Homemade boat
Russian Darwin Contestants
Colonel Cinders
Teenager shot in head, then co
truckers are alllll right
Boss in cement mixer horror
Extreme sports fan hit truck
Sore Seat
The Futon of Death
That First Morning Smoke
"Edward scissorshand"
Firewalking
Like some fries with that?
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Darwin Awards
2002 February Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Man's Return to Trees Fails 8.6 (88 votes)

Story confirmation 8.4 (63 votes)

Wounded Wire Kills Gunman 8.4 (60 votes)

Mixing bread by hand...and arm 8.0 (95 votes)

Justice at it's Best 8.0 (195 votes)

Self Inflicted Bomb Damage 7.9 (95 votes)

Trying to rob a gun owner 7.9 (113 votes)

Cowabung Dude 7.7 (86 votes)

Jet at Airport Sends Passing T 7.6 (90 votes)

Jet Ski recharge 7.6 (60 votes)

Jake's Fishing Derby 7.5 (79 votes)

Anchor Man 7.5 (74 votes)

Woman hurt in sledding acciden 7.3 (56 votes)

Cowabunga Dude 7.3 (120 votes)

Coked-up Car Surfing 7.3 (81 votes)

Chicken kills five men 7.2 (200 votes)

Shoot me (with a billiard cue) 7.2 (95 votes)

copper idiot 7.2 (98 votes)

Sailing Into Peril 7.1 (82 votes)

Gas-soaked clothes in dryer 7.0 (87 votes)

Turkey Shoot 7.0 (64 votes)

snow tubing 6.9 (58 votes)

Recycled Wartime Bomb 6.9 (77 votes)

Woman, 21, killed by train 6.9 (104 votes)

Kibbutz-gate 6.8 (65 votes)

A little too hot phone sex 6.8 (239 votes)

An Expensive Cup of Coffee 6.8 (100 votes)

Driving w/o License 6.8 (44 votes)

A conductor without a hand 6.6 (55 votes)

Another William Tell Story 6.5 (62 votes)

sitting on a gun 6.4 (72 votes)

Man dies hooking jumper cables 6.4 (78 votes)

Old Hockey Game 6.4 (64 votes)

Hapless burglar puts himself 6.4 (79 votes)

Unknown (heard on television) 6.3 (68 votes)

Fun With Scissors 6.2 (107 votes)

Double homocide or accident? 6.2 (98 votes)

Trucker engulfed in flamesWi 6.2 (62 votes)

Man Picks Up Live Wire 6.1 (63 votes)

don't pet the python 6.1 (73 votes)

Man, 25, killed while working 6.0 (75 votes)

Cure that Itching 5.8 (104 votes)

eviscerated junkie 5.7 (86 votes)

Makes you wish they WERE drunk 5.7 (84 votes)

Sign Falls On Truck, Crushes C 5.7 (70 votes)

Gone in a Flash 5.6 (87 votes)

Housebricks are for houses! 5.2 (53 votes)

Man electrocuted when power li 5.1 (54 votes)

Risky Reenactment 5.1 (21 votes)

Woman injured in gunpowder bla 4.9 (76 votes)

Backyard Electrocution 4.7 (83 votes)

Homemade boat 4.5 (37 votes)

Russian Darwin Contestants 4.4 (54 votes)

Colonel Cinders 4.4 (35 votes)

Teenager shot in head, then co 4.3 (58 votes)

truckers are alllll right 4.2 (64 votes)

Boss in cement mixer horror 4.1 (52 votes)

Extreme sports fan hit truck 3.9 (61 votes)

Sore Seat 3.7 (79 votes)

The Futon of Death 3.6 (114 votes)

That First Morning Smoke 3.4 (77 votes)

"Edward scissorshand" 3.3 (56 votes)

Firewalking 3.2 (40 votes)

Like some fries with that? 2.2 (40 votes)

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