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Glued burglar

2003 Reader Submission
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I'm amazed how drugs can drive people completely silly, but this situation goes far beyond any known poit. In Brazil, young stonners use to smell a kind of industrial glue used to glue shoes and it is selled freely or with minor control by the authorities. Anxious to get a good amount of his prefered drug, that he could smell for a long time, a guy, maybe 17 years old was found by the owner of a store in the morning, glued to the floor besides a large can of glue who felt opened by its side and spreaded its content. Amazed, after sneaking trough the roof of the store, by the huge size of glue can, he couldn't wait to sniff it and after that, completely stoned, he felt to the ground, trying to hold himself by grabbing the can that comes toghether. The glue dried, holding the poor guy 'til the morning when the owner, the police, TV crew and many curious people came to watch that hilarious display.

Submitted on 01/28/02

Submitted by: Newman Homrich
Reference: Globo TV Brasil 1994

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R&B said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Same story as previous.


Darwin said:
Definitely Keep: Urban Legend
I like it. It takes an ordinary drug OD story and manages to transcend the commonplace. They guy died face down in a VAT OF GLUE! Maybe UL?


Greywarden said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention


Teela said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention


Q-C said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat


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