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syphoning solid waste

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this happened several years ago. Seems a young man was in need of more gas for his car. As young men are prone to do, he decided he could syphon some gas and save himself some cash. He decided to pick on the nice new pick up truck parked in a driveway.As it was late at night, what could go wrong? Well it seems it was a brand new truck with a brand new camper in the back.The owner, in a hurry to use the camper,could not get the waste tank installed in time.He decided to use one of the trucks fuel tanks in the mean time. He could get it flushed out when he got back from camping. When he got up in the morning, there was a piece of garden hose stuck into the open gas tank. The one being used as a sewage tank.There was also a trail of vomit leading away from the vehicle.No suspects located.

Submitted on 01/24/02

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great story.


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