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Two Farmers Killed Trying To S

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Two farmers have been killed and one remains in the hospital with serious injuries, after attempting to kill a pig. While one farmer tried to knock out the pig by electrocuting it, the other two farmers watched. When the man plugged the "electro-shock" into the socket, he was electrocuted, and the owner of the pig, who was watching, was so shocked (no pun intended) that he had a heart attack and died. The third farmer came to the rescue of the farmer, who was being electrocuted, by attempting to pull the plug out of the socket, and was electrocuted himself, but survived - barely. Amazingly the pig survived his attempted slaughter.

Submitted on 01/16/02

Submitted by: Catheryn
Reference: -Ananova: 11/26/01

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Silverhill said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Needs more research. Avanova is not often enough a creditable source.

R&B said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
If true, would amuse veggies no end.

Teela said:
Definitely Keep:
if it's provable.

Greywarden said:
Maybe Toss:
Veracity???

Q-C said:
Maybe Toss: Other
Ananova "romania" story v suspect

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