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Broken Door

2003 Reader Submission
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SAN ANDREAS -- A driver suffered fatal injuries Thursday after his broken door flew open and he fell onto Highway 26, the California Highway Patrol reported.

Officers said James Edmonson, 43, hit his head on the pavement, rolled into the oncoming lane and was struck by a car. The CHP believes it was head injuries from the fall that killed the Arnold man.

The accident occurred near Hogan Dam Road, in western Calaveras County, at about 9:15 a.m. Edmondson was driving his pickup with his wife, Cynthia, 36, as a passenger.

Officers said the driver-side door would not latch and came open as the truck rounded a curve. Edmonson was going about 40 mph and was not wearing a seat belt, officers said.

Edmonson's wife told officers that her husband would drive with his left arm out the window so he could keep the door closed.

After Edmonson fell out, his wife was able to get the pickup stopped before it crashed, according to the CHP.

By Daryl Farnsworth

Submitted on 01/12/02

Submitted by: Evill
Reference: 1/11/02 modesto bee

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klein said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
If there were more details, it might be an amusing Darwin Award.


R&B said:
Maybe Toss: Not Amusing
Cautionary tale. How long broken for? Risk dismissed?


Q-C said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Qualifies


Greywarden said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Unless evidence should surface that his (amazingly quick to react) wife pushed him,we can probably keep this one.


Darwin said:
Maybe Toss: Not Amusing
Accident. Kinda sad. Amusing only with a twist and a spot of alcohol.


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