It Says "Do Not Drink" 
2003 Reader Submission
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I just felt that I should share a wonderful stunt my then 18 yr old cousin pulled.
This boy is constantly into trouble. Drinking, stealing, beating people up. So it didn't surprise me when I heard his most recent ordeal.
The boy, Davey, is not known for his stellar common sense, having done more stupid things in the past than I coiuld name, but he really upstaged himself.
My cousin, on one of his (quite illegal) drinking sprees, became terrified that he had come in contact with the wrong girl and contracted an STD. He found that he was urinating blood, and it hurt to do so.
So instead of going to a doctor to get this checked out, he comes up with a plan of his own. He goes into the laundry room and picks up a bottle of bleach, thinking that "hey, it's a disinfectent!"
Davey pours himself a nice beer/bleach cocktail. He drinks it, and wonders why his stomach begins to ache.
My uncle stumbles upon this an brings him to the emergency room. Crisis averted.
I know it's not "Darwin" worthy, but look at it this way. In a few years, I'm more than sure he'll either kill or sterilize himself! Submitted on 01/10/02
Submitted by:
Amanda
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