Darwin Awards: 2002 January Slush Pile

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Old Ammo - Stupid Crook
Chainsaw insurance scam
Demonstration for the Jury
South Tirol Chainsaw Massacre
Laser dimbulb
Arse as Thick as his head.
Broken Door
Fishjerman Out of Depth
It Says "Do Not Drink"
Starting a Stalled Motorcycle
Flickin' his Bic
Watch this... This is Cool...
1 rope, 3 guys, no brains
potty perils
Two Farmers Killed Trying To S
Glued burglar
Don't play with guns.
N2O and higher learning
Higher Learning?
Crazy Zookeeper
I'm train-ing to be cool
Spanner man
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR HELMET?
Another Ant Kill Backfires
Criminal Makes a Break
Driver in plaster killed
Oxford students and explosives
Plane Stupid
Runs in the family
Teen Falls in Chimney, Dies
Dying to get in
Quick Draw
Zip line from hell
syphoning solid waste
Blaze away
Snowman shootout (not dead)
Cop Killed by 3-year-old Son
Tightrope Sailor
Fisherman rescued twice at sam
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Darwin Awards
2002 January Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Old Ammo - Stupid Crook 8.5 (117 votes)

Chainsaw insurance scam 8.1 (228 votes)

Demonstration for the Jury 7.6 (143 votes)

South Tirol Chainsaw Massacre 7.5 (30 votes)

Laser dimbulb 7.2 (30 votes)

Arse as Thick as his head. 7.1 (121 votes)

Broken Door 7.0 (92 votes)

Fishjerman Out of Depth 7.0 (98 votes)

It Says "Do Not Drink" 6.8 (182 votes)

Starting a Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (91 votes)

Flickin' his Bic 6.4 (116 votes)

Watch this... This is Cool... 6.4 (40 votes)

1 rope, 3 guys, no brains 6.3 (202 votes)

potty perils 6.1 (88 votes)

Two Farmers Killed Trying To S 6.0 (98 votes)

Glued burglar 6.0 (116 votes)

Don't play with guns. 5.9 (81 votes)

N2O and higher learning 5.8 (104 votes)

Higher Learning? 5.7 (128 votes)

Crazy Zookeeper 5.7 (80 votes)

I'm train-ing to be cool 5.6 (89 votes)

Spanner man 5.6 (74 votes)

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR HELMET? 5.5 (22 votes)

Another Ant Kill Backfires 5.4 (80 votes)

Criminal Makes a Break 5.3 (96 votes)

Driver in plaster killed 5.3 (81 votes)

Oxford students and explosives 5.3 (83 votes)

Plane Stupid 5.2 (90 votes)

Runs in the family 5.1 (75 votes)

Teen Falls in Chimney, Dies 5.1 (58 votes)

Dying to get in 5.0 (139 votes)

Quick Draw 5.0 (56 votes)

Zip line from hell 4.8 (63 votes)

syphoning solid waste 4.0 (78 votes)

Blaze away 4.0 (72 votes)

Snowman shootout (not dead) 3.7 (90 votes)

Cop Killed by 3-year-old Son 3.7 (159 votes)

Tightrope Sailor 3.1 (58 votes)

Fisherman rescued twice at sam 2.9 (65 votes)

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