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I will stop this boat

2014 Reader Submission
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passenger announce to his mates that he will make the cruise ship stop for him, and then jumps from 15 story high into the ocean... Brazilian coastguard is sill looking for his remains, while the cruise ship continued its trip.

Submitted on 06/19/2014

Submitted by: jose lima
Reference: http://aristeguinoticias.com/1906/mexico/hijo-del-procurador-de-chiapas-fue-quien-se-avento-de-barco

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Thanks, Jose, but we have lots of stories involving people jumping into the water from heights, including jumping from boats. Here's just one example from our archives: http://darwinawards.com/reject/200908/pending20090807-091438.html


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
What Bruce said. Apparently he had no idea of the turning radius or stopping distance on those things.


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