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Georgia man accidentally shoots his

2014 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

...not guaranteed sterility...they could, conceivably (pun intended) harvest some swimmers in unconventional ways - but this `oopsie' definitely raised the hurdle against this doofus casually spawning:

"A man in Macon, Georgia accidentally shot himself in the penis while attempting to holster his gun last week.

According to WMAZ Channel 13, the man was parked at a gas station and was attempting to put away the .45 caliber pistol when it discharged, striking him in the groin.

The man immediately drove to a friend’s house. According to police, the victim dropped his pants to find that he had shot himself in the penis and that the bullet had exited his body through the buttocks. As he disrobed, the spent round fell to the floor.

The victim was driven to the Coliseum Northside hospital by a friend, then transferred to the Medical Center of Central Georgia.

Death and Taxes reported in January of 2013 that at least five American men have shot off their penises since 2010."

Submitted on 06/18/2014

Submitted by: Neil Clark
Reference: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/18/georgia-man-accidentally-shoots-his-own-penis-while-trying-to-

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Sorry, Neil, but idiocy with guns is too common today, and a frequent result of lack of respect in the handling of firearms. It's stupid, but not spectacularly so. Thanks anyway, and submit again!


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
As Candi said. In our archives you'll find lots of stories about people shooting themselves, including police, soldiers, firearms safety instructors, etc. Thanks just the same, Neil.


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