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Couple having sex on balcony, fall

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Young couple at a party, alcohol, balcony... What could go wrong?

"They were trying to have sex on the balcony, the guy was lifting the girl and putting her on the banister, he kept on doing it."

Submitted on 06/12/2014

Submitted by: Rik Meucci
Reference: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10892221/Two-teenage-students-die-after-falling

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What Bruce said.


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Definitely Toss: Repeat
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