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Send Daughter to help Rottweiler

2014 Reader Submission
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New Posts Daughter bitten by dog

[Original posting from community BBS]

(Reposting for a wider audience.). We are desperately looking for the owner of a Rottweiler mix that got lose on Saturday morning/early afternoon. The dog was black with a white beard, had tags and was wet.

While attempting to help move the dog out of the intersection of Anderson Mill Road and Cashell Wood Drive ( at the four-way stop), my daughter was bitten. Because we couldn't locate the dog again, she had to begin rabies treatment shots. The first round included three shots in her palm.

If we can determine the vaccination history of the dog, she could potentially avoid the next five rounds of shots. Please, if this is your dog or you know the owner, contact me at the number below. You could also anonymously text me info. Jake @ [phone # deleted]

Jun 3 in General to 14 neighborhoods

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Submitter comments: Anderson Mill Road is a heavily traveled road which walking alongside it is already dangerous. The audacity for this person to have his daughter help a Rottweiler should put him in the front-running for a Darwin Award.

Submitted on 06/03/2014

Submitted by: Richard Hunter
Reference: Nextdoor.com Volente Hills 6/3/2014

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Sorry, but this doesn't say Darwin to me on several levels; the dad was responsible, the age of the girl wasn't stated, they wanted to help, and so on. Thanks anyway, and submit again.


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
As Candi said. I see a couple of people trying to help a dog that was in a potentially dangerous situation. I don't see anything blatantly stupid in this brief message. I'd need to know more specifics as to what exactly happened, what the traffic was like at the time, if any precautions were taken (like they got the cars at the 4-way stop to wait for them to help the dog), and as Candi also pointed out we'd need to know the age of the girl, and exactly how she came to be bitten. And since they promptly sought out medical help and she's getting rabies shots then there's no reason to assume that there was a risk of removal from the gene pool in the first place. Thanks just the same.


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