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http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/10/world/middleeast/us-officers-kill-armed-civilians-in-yemen-capital.html?_r=2

WASHINGTON DC — A United States Special Operations commando and a Central Intelligence Agency officer in Yemen shot and killed two armed Yemeni civilians who tried to kidnap them while the Americans were in a barbershop in the country’s capital two weeks ago, American officials said on Friday. ... “We can confirm that, last month, two U.S. Embassy officers in Yemen fired their weapons after being confronted by armed individuals in an attempted kidnapping at a small commercial business in Sana,” a State Department spokeswoman, Marie Harf, said in an email response to questions from The New York Times. “Two of the armed individuals were killed. The Embassy officers are no longer in Yemen.” ... The two Americans, attached to the United States Embassy, were whisked out of the volatile Middle East nation within a few days of the shooting, with the blessing of the Yemeni government, American officials said.

Submitted on 05/10/2014

Submitted by: Terry
Reference: New York Times

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
Thanks, Terry, but getting shot by another person doesn't qualify as self-selection. The kidnappers knew what they were planning was dangerous, and they probably knew their targets would be armed. I also don't see anything amusing about this. Thanks just the same.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
What Bruce said. It does strike me as almost a dumbcriminals thing, though, due to the likelihood of the targets being armed and trained. You might try it there.


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