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Penis sacrificed to achieve riches

2014 Reader Submission
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Darwin awards are posthumous "to commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives"

Shouldn't there be a special ante-mortem award to recognize individuals who have managed to remove themselves from the gene pool through extraordinary idiocy, yet survive?

For such an award I wish to nominate Chamangeni Zulu, in his early twenties, a Malawian man who sacrificed "his body parts" after being told by a traditional healer that it would help him become rich.

Perhaps a Darwin award may help him make his dream come true?

“I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked and a hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten,” he is quoted as saying by the Times of Zambia.

http://www.iol.co.za/news/africa/hyena-eats-man-s-penis-1.1670214

To be certain that he made the supreme sacrifice one should verify that "my manhood" includes the the entire machine and not only his penis (as assumed by the writer of the headline) as his sperm could be harvested.

He offered all and if the hyena took only his penis he is not to blame, in which case he'd surely deserve a commendation for effort?

Submitted on 04/02/2014

Submitted by: Max Klein
Reference: 2 April 2014. Times of Zambia. Secondary link in text

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Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Sorry, Max, but we've already received this one. Thanks anyway, and submit again.


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
As Candi said.


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