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Man starts fire trying to melt ice

2014 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Not a true award but an at-risk survivor--During the recent winter storm in the DC area, this man found a creative way to de-ice his steps...using a torch

http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/24876214/md-man-sets-fire-to-home-using-torch-to-melt-ice-off-of-front-porch#axzz2v0kJ5jKe

Submitted on 03/04/2014

Submitted by: Amy
Reference: 3/4/2014--Fox News, Rockville, MD

Copyright © 2014 DarwinAwards.com

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Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Other
Sorry, Amy, but we don't accept one-line summaries with links. Links can and do go 404, and without a fairly detailed writeup or copy&paste, we have no way to research the story. Thanks anyway, and submit again.


James said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Thanks for the submission! Alas, it is the article which turned out to be a bit disappointing, lacking any really good detail. Nevertheless, we DO appreciate the submission!


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