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SEATTLE (AP) - A powerful firecracker detonated inside a moving vehicle in a Spokane neighborhood and blew off the driver's hand, with residents rushing to aid the bleeding man, police and neighbors said.

Donald Wilkes, 61, said the blast early Saturday morning rattled his house and woke up everyone inside. When he ran outside, he found the street filled with smoke and a Jeep stopped just against his 6-foot-tall cedar fence.

"I looked around for something that got hit, but there was nothing," Wilkes said. "My son reached in to pull the keys out of the ignition and make sure he didn't go anywhere, and that's when we saw his hand was missing. It blew it right off at his wrist – they found part of it half a block away."

Witnesses saw a flash of light from inside the vehicle, a red Jeep with a gray top, as it drove down a residential street, police said. There was initial concern over the driver's intent.

Wilkes' son, 30-year-old Nicholas, and another neighbor applied a tourniquet to the man's left arm. The man was stocky, estimated at about 28 to 30 years old, and coherent. But he wouldn't answer questions about what he had been doing, Wilkes said.

"All he did was look at my son and say, `Oh God, oh God.' He looked like he was going to pass out," Wilkes said. "My main concern was why he was driving around my neighborhood at 1 in the morning with an explosive device."

The explosion blew out several of the Jeep's windows, knocked off its dashboard and splattered blood all over the driver's side door, he said.

Police and medics arrived within minutes and applied further tourniquets, then brought the man to a hospital, where staff credited the first aid with saving his life.

Officers cordoned off streets in the neighborhood and urged Wilkes' family to leave, but Wilkes, who has lived in the neighborhood for 30 years, said the bedrooms are on the other side of the house so they eventually just went back to bed.

A bomb squad used a robot to find additional explosives in the Jeep and remained on scene until about 7 a.m. defusing them, Spokane Police spokeswoman Monique Cotton said. The federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms took over after that and would ultimately decide whether to recommend criminal charges.

Cotton called it an isolated incident and said there was no further threat to the community.

Authorities eventually determined the explosion was caused by an M-1000 firecracker, Cotton said.

An M-1000 is a cylindrical firework, sometimes sold in boxes promising "maximum blast, super loud."

Read more at http://www.ksl.com/?nid=157&sid=26301479#r7eiYzk5CD657dcQ.99

Submitted on 01/27/2014

Submitted by: zeb
Reference: Associated Press January 26th, 2014 @ 2:07pm

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Thanks, Zeb, but we get lots of stories involving all sorts of idiocy with fireworks (typically around Independence Day & New Years) and aside from this guy doing it in a Jeep there really isn't anything that makes this incident stand out to me over all the other ones we get. Thanks just the same.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
What Bruce said.


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