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EXCLUSIVE: Tragic young couple died of carbon monoxide poisoning 'after parking running car in shut garage for hanky panky' Jorge Rodriguez, 24, and Melissa Pereira, 25, were last seen leaving her home in Wayne, New Jersey, on Dec. 27 Their bodies were found on Sunday morning inside Rodriguez’s car some three weeks after they had been reported missing Family and eyewitnesses told MailOnline they believe they were going in there for 'hanky panky' However, Melissa's uncle told MailOnline they were found fully-clothed Couple didn't leave suicide note and were excited about future together Family raised concerns that cell phones weren't tracked by police and uncle claims he told police about the garage, owned by the family By M L NESTEL IN WAYNE, NEW JERSEY PUBLISHED: 14:15 EST, 23 January 2014 | UPDATED: 15:53 EST, 23 January 2014

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2544777/Tragic-young-couple-died-carbon-monoxide-poisoning-parking-running-car-garage-hanky-panky.html#ixzz2rGnXKCo1

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Submitted on 01/23/2014

Submitted by: RICHARD JOHNSON
Reference: www.dailymail.co.uk 1/23/14

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James said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Thanks, Richard, but this sort of thing happens WAY too often (as a look at our archives will confirm)! We do appreciate the effort, however, and hope you'll contribute again in the future!


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
What James said.


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