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Pastor Tries to Walk on Water Like Jesus, Then Drowns in Front of His Congregation

BY ADMIN IN CHRISTIAN NEWS · JANUARY 2, 2014 · 11 COMMENTS

by Barry Burch Jr.

Walking on water is not easy. Not too many people have the ability. Let’s see, there’s Jesus, and well, that’s about it. Unfortunately for one pastor on the West Coast of Africa, his attempt to become the second man to make this impossible feat a reality cost him his life.

Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation that he was capable of reenacting the very miracles of Jesus Christ. He decided to make it clear through way of demonstration on Gabon’s beach in the capital city of Libreville.

Referencing Matthew 14:22-33, Kabele said that he received a revelation which told him that with enough faith he could achieve what Jesus was able to.

According to an eyewitness, Kabele took his congregation out to the beach. He told them that he would cross the Kombo estuary by foot, which is normally a 20 minute boat ride.

Sadly by the second step into the water Kabele found himself completely submerged. He never returned.

This is not the first incident of this nature in Africa. At Ibadon zoo in south-west Nigeria, a self-proclaimed Prophet claimed to be able to do what the Daniel of the bible did by walking into a den full of lions.

Though he was warned numerous times by zoo keepers, according to NG Newspapers, the Prophet thought of them as nothing more than enemies of progress. The Prophet, with a crowd of people watching, put on a long red robe and proceeded to enter the cage full of lions.

Within seconds of opening the door, the lions ripped the Prophet from flesh to bone. The bible should come with a warning label, “Don’t try this at home.”

Submitted on 01/04/2014

Submitted by: Danjrus
Reference: All Christian News - Jan. 2, 2014

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Urban Legend
Thanks, but if this is to be believed then the pastor has succeeded in returning from the dead just like Jesus did since he also reportedly drowned doing the same thing back in 2006. This sounds like a classic urban legend to me: http://www.wnd.com/2006/08/37702/


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Urban Legend
What Bruce said.


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