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Baytown area man dies

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Baytown-area man dies after mishap with flare gun December 27, 2013 14:15 CST BAYTOWN, Texas (AP) -- A 52-year-old Southeast Texas man has died following a Christmas Day mishap with a flare gun in his backyard. The Chambers County Sheriff's Office says John David Cook Jr. died following the Wednesday morning incident in the Baytown area. The Houston Chronicle (http://bit.ly/1cuBJsK ) reports that deputies say Cook's wife told investigators she woke up to her husband's screams in the living room. His hands were severely injured and he had an open wound in his chest. Investigators determined Cook had been working with the flare gun on the patio. He was flown by helicopter to a hospital where he later died. Information from: Houston Chronicle, http://www.houstonchronicle.com

Submitted on 12/29/2013

Submitted by: Diana Thornton
Reference: Houston Chronicle Dec 27 2013

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Thanks, Diana, but there's really no indication here as to exactly what happened. For all we know he was being very careful and knew precisely what he was doing but the flare gun happened to be defective. Without knowing exactly what caused the flare gun to fire there's just not enough here for me to vote for it. On top of that, we get tons of stories relating to idiocy around regular guns & other firearms, so chances are if stupidity was involved here that it's too similar to all those other stories we get. Thanks just the same.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
What Bruce said.


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