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http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/27/killed-by-bingeing-on-benzo-bomb-drug-support-worker-died-a-month-after-ban-began-4205253/

"A trainee psychologist died from a cocktail of drink, cocaine and psychedelic legal highs after landing a new job – helping patients who abuse drugs.

Support worker Jennifer Whiteley, 27, began sweating profusely and became ill after she and boyfriend Andrew Tunnah took ‘bombs’ of Benzo Fury at her family home while her parents were on holiday.

The former A-star Catholic girls’ school pupil had a heart attack and died in hospital.

A few days earlier she had been hired to work with an NHS trust helping drug users.

Miss Whiteley, from Sale, Greater Manchester, died on July 19, a month after Benzo Fury also known as 5APB and 5MAPB was banned by the government. The drugs that killed her were bought legally before the ban came into force.

In a statement to police read out at the inquest, Mr Tunnah, 29, said: ‘Jennifer and I have taken drugs hundreds if not thousands of times before. It was how we would chill-out together.’

Recording a death by misadventure, coroner Joanne Kearsley said: ‘You simply cannot know of the potential impact these drugs can have, even the toxicologists are trying to get to grips with them.’"

Does she get bonus points for dying ironically?

Submitted on 12/24/2013

Submitted by: Scot
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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Thanks, Scot, but overdosing on drugs (both legal and illegal) is extremely commonplace.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
What Bruce said.


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